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The Law
UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws'

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The Law Society has revealed  bizarre UK laws still in existence on the statute book.

They included a ban on firing a cannon close to a dwelling house (Met Police Act 1839); a ban on the use of any slide upon ice or snow (Town Police Clauses Act 1847); and the prohibition of driving cattle through the streets of London (Metropolitan Streets Act 1867).

. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

 . It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down

. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned

If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter

In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

 The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow


 

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     In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.



  • In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

     In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.